UK Sounds #1

Bashy – When The Sky Falls! (Theme song to the Shank Movie i wrote about in an earlier post)

Remember when I wrote about Wiley and the whole grime/funky scene (here)? Well, I got a huge response via mail and on the tweet. People have been barraging me to do another UK music post, which in turn caused me to apply simple economics: demand must be met by equal supply. After a lot of wondering and pondering about what to do, my mind went into semi-overload and a battery of questions, think Question time or even better Mastermind, presented itself. Lets use the example of Question Time for the humorous effect/touch.

David Dimbleby (Presentator of Question Time): “Question young Sir which tunes are proverbially ripping the airwaves? Which tunes are making the gyal dem gyrate their waist and ample bottoms? Which tunes are making the thug man dem screw their face and menacingly bop their heads pon road? All very daunting, though softened by the image of that posh cunt using slang and talking in such a manner. After a quick chuckle I fired back in a style reminiscent of a freshly cleaned Russian firearm and spew a shelling of the most beautiful gold bullets back at Dimbleby, which are found ATJ in the form of a bi-weekly UK sounds chart. I tried to control above metaphor but these skinny arms don’t possess enough strength. Yes i know it got quite out of hand therefore my apologies.

Take a leap to Skaaaaaaank and shake a leg with me.

JME ft Wiley – Sidetracked